good morrow peasants, i am the leadeth'r wig snatcheth'r in litlandia. i w'rk f'r the most wondrous lit queen sunnyee.

scratcheth spell'd litlandia wrong but i assureth thee yond's wh're i liveth.

s'rving thy majesty sunnyee

snatchin ur wig

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