Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights
Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians

Viscous vikings cruel crimes, punishment from ancient times, Roman: rotten, rank and ruthless Caveman: savage, fearsome, toothless, groovy Greeks brainy sages mean and measly Middle Ages
Gory stories