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on a feeble 'le 'bee\'bl'e' but currently in Piwafry

Area 51 Refugee - 437 - a master of the ownage - Boink! founder - NOT! taken LADIES, I! AM! FREEE! COME GET SOME H

taking my sweet time with Victim #1. Eyeballs were unable to be found. The victim was found lying on the carpet. Causes of death unknown, handmarks with unidentifiable fingerprints were found all over the corpse.