- Hooka-Pooka
- She/her
- Celestial Deity

"Respect is earned, not bought."
- Looka Pooka, 1767

“Everything can be achieved if you work hard enough.”
- Nuggie Pooka, 2004

Disclaimer: This account is satirical, not intended to offend anyone or their faith.

"Life is like a tree. It constantly gets cut short and turned into weird unrelated products."
- Fluffle Puffle, 24