MANKIND ISN'T READY FOR AUTOMATIC CLOCKS! NEVER HAS BEEN, NEVER WILL BE! YOU! YOU NEANDERTHALS, SCROUNGING THROUGHOUT THE DIRT AND ROT! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR AUTOMATIC CLOCKS!

"WHAT AM I!? WHAT AM I!?" I screamed frantically, my eyes darting around as I toppled backwards, my back hitting the floor with a massive crash as I began to roll around on the floor, screaming.