what are you doing in my basement
i'm ok with you being here
but at least tell me before you come
anyway
this is sponsored by a rug company
i'm supposed to say
"love those rugs"
but i don't
i hate 'em

sometimes i'll stress-eat during work
and my coworkers will ask
"why are you eating
40 pounds of ice cream"
and i'll tell 'em
"my hair is falling out"
and then they let me skip
morning meetings

buy ice cream from ice cream companie
I am not ayd