Hello I'm Uncle Stripe and I have a wife with two kids named Muffin and Socks and they are annoying. (Dont tell muffin but she is a total menace) I have two brothers named Bandit and Radley.

ME DRANK BER NOW ME DRUNC
MUFFIN NOOOOOOOOOO (drops phone to pool)
(yeets muffin to the pool) HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!!!





















I'm secretly @sigimalou