My name is Sir McCheese, and I am happy to be on scratch. My games are very primitive, and if you see something that isn't a game, it's some random trinket I made that JUST passed my "ok" meter.

I'm working on a horror experience right now. I know exactly how I want it, but not how to get that to happen, so bear with me, and when it finally comes out, don't try to make any sense of the code.