*hey, the name is sans.
*i'm your casual skeleton. playing jokes, being lazy, not eating your brother's cooking, you know, the usual thing.
*i have a brother, his name being papyrus.

*i kinda have a problem, say, a power i can't control.
*even though i seem lazy i'm one of the most powerful monsters in the underground.
*depending on what route you take, it's your fate.