I am a... Wait no. That's NORMAL. We all know I am NOT NORMAL. Here is a poem explaining myself:

Dead roses aren't red,
Violets are violet, not blue,
I'm very sarcastic.
How about you?

No way I'm filling this out again when I finish what I'm doing now.

Not trying to be funny, just being real. We all know I'll forget. Besides, I rarely get on scratch.
Can I burn my old projects?