Okay, I'll try to be nice.
*you touch her, stabbing her in the eye
Don't TOUCH ME! AND CERTAINLY NOT IN THE EYE! >:(
*You apologize, telling her that her eye was squishy.
Don't sorry me! ARGH!

*You lost 3hp from Princess biting your finger
>:T
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-Nothing much but please don't touch me.
-bites
*why did you bite me?
-Oh no reason at all. No reason at all.