My name is Hamlet. I was called Piglet whilst I was alive. My uncle is a jerk and I'm angry at my mama. I love Ophelia, but her brother killed me because I killed their daddy. We all died miserable.

If Fortinsass didn't exist, I'd probably be the sassiest character in Hamlet.

☼ Horatio is my sunshine. My only sunshine. He makes me happy when skies are grey. ☼