Someone already picked the username 'MarcellusPye'? wherefore? wHEREFORE????? HOW DARE WHOEVER DURST TO DOTH THAT!!

Good morrow to you, sir. I am the alchemist Marcellus Pye. Or @MarceiiusPye.

Alchemie stuff. I am an alchemist, after all.

I speaketh like lest I 500 years fusty. Which I am.
I like apple pie.

I has't lacking valor social skills, says Septimus.