I am a human. I know. it's so hard to believe. But I really am a human. Now you know my deepest darkest secret. I'm a human. That was to much information. Wasn't it? Pretend I never told you that.

I'm working on being an alien. Aliens aren't humans. Once I'm a Alien I won't be classified as a human anymore. It's a perfect plan. Wait...wouldn't I be an alien human then? Dang. I'll be a duck.