Hello mortals! Welcome to Weirdmageddon! I was born trillions of years ago, in the second dimension! Could you help me escape? I can make your wildest dreams come true! But you do have to pay me too.

Gravity Falls, Oregon, hello again! I'm back! (Never left) It's been a bit since I've been with humans like you, let's see... around six years. Iv'e seen countless imposters among me, not a reference.