Hello! I am a demented little soul in the universe disguised as a human when really I'm a mythical potato! Didn't know that mythical potatoes exsisted, did you? Well, you thought wrong!

loife mai dudes.
And apparantly I've just been invited to become a scratcher! Yeeet mai dudes! If you see the word "Scratcher" below my username "AshOfTheLyns," that's why.