"The only people that are really people, are those who eat people." - @Octoling8207

"Those who are tired of Weird Al are tired of life." -Homer Simpson

"I eat sand at the beach." - @cvbnm123456

"Some people need a high five!
In the face
With a chair"

"This 'Killing people with Kindness' is taking way longer than I expected"

"Maybe if we tell people their brain is an app, they will use it"