MELON MELON MELON - Out of Cheese Error

(Didn't appreciate that, Tolkienfan, which is why I removed your shoutout)

Anyone lacking context for the last two paragraphs, ask @Tolkienfan.

Actual name: Perdita X Dream
Other account: @Perdita_X_Dream
Opera singer. I can melt your earwax

Shoutout to @-Tiffany-Aching-, @Constable-Angua and @Teppic, all really cool Scratchers