~~~~~~~~~~~Hello scratchers~~~~~~~~~~~
-male
-"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." (John 1:1)
-I like Bacon (you should too)
-Not from Jamaica
-Follow Me

"Hi, Welcome to Wendy's, can I get your order?"
"Uhh, I would like the $5 Biggie Bag. For my burger I would like your BLT burger with no mayo"
"That will be $5.37"
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Hands me a BLT burger with mayo...