Hi...

I'm the ExtraOrdinary wizard,
And my name is Marcia Overstrand,
And my Apprentice is Septimus Heap (who I won't let have an acc.)
And Spit Fyre is dreadful,

ok then goodbye

(oh yes, I also really don't like,, ah,, what's her name? Una Brakket!)
Someone, please help me get this Shadow away from me...

Dr. Weasel van whats-his-name isn't helping at all.