Hi! My name is Stanley Uris, or "Stan the Man" as Richie would say. I am extremely terrified by Pennywise. I suffer from OCD and I need everything to be organized and clean. I also love bird watching.

"Dear Losers,
I know what this must seem like, but this isn't a suicide note. You're probably wondering why I did what I did. It's because I knew I was too scared to go back."