Describe your favorite Programming Language in the worst way possible

INSERT-USER_NAME

All those topics in TIRaP:
ATs edition (it's ATs because programming languages)

If you don't know how this works already, find one of these topics in TIRaP, usually requires no digging.

Any programming language can be badly described here, I have no way of telling if one's your favorite anyway

Last edited by INSERT-USER_NAME (May 18, 2024 15:55:03)

INSERT-USER_NAME

Should this be in advanced topics?

BwnnyRxbbit

Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)

han614698

Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.

BwnnyRxbbit

han614698 wrote:
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.

CSS?

medians

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)

Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly

Last edited by medians (May 18, 2024 03:58:29)

BwnnyRxbbit

medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly

Actually none of those

dynamicsofscratch

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those

Lua?

BwnnyRxbbit

dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?

Nope, python

ninjaMAR

han614698 wrote:
(#4)
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.

Not a real programming language (not turing complete). Is a subset of another language. Is a massive mess. Looks terrible by itself.

dynamicsofscratch

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#9)
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?
Nope, python

@medians literally said that, like did you not see that???

gilbert_given_189

A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.

Last edited by gilbert_given_189 (May 18, 2024 08:03:11)

BwnnyRxbbit

dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#9)
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?
Nope, python
@medians literally said that, like did you not see that???

Oh frick, I didn't see

(Edit: so the * word is a bad word? It got censored as *)

Last edited by BwnnyRxbbit (May 18, 2024 09:11:43)

medians

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#9)
dynamicsofscratch wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
(#7)
medians wrote:
BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
Here I go: This language is so easy even a baby can understand it. There is not even a real syntax! Declaring a variable is so easy it doesn't even have constant variables!!

(What language do you think it is? It is so easy to guess lol)
Either Scratch, Python, or Blockly
Actually none of those
Lua?
Nope, python
@medians literally said that, like did you not see that???
Oh frick, I didn't see

(Edit: so the * word is a bad word? It got censored as *)

The asterisk thing happened because the forum filter uses both the old filter that it used before the Forums Update, and the mainsite filter at the same time.

han614698

ninjaMAR wrote:
han614698 wrote:
(#4)
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.
Looks terrible by itself.

Yes, exactly

No, it's not CSS whoever guessed that.

Last edited by han614698 (May 18, 2024 17:09:00)

alwayspaytaxes

gilbert_given_189 wrote:
A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.

Lisp, Awk, or Perl?

gilbert_given_189

alwayspaytaxes wrote:
gilbert_given_189 wrote:
A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.
Lisp, Awk, or Perl?

Perl or perhaps Awk is closer to what I'm describing.

mybearworld

A company decided that a scripting language wasn't good enough so they made it more like their thing instead.

INSERT-USER_NAME

mybearworld wrote:
A company decided that a scripting language wasn't good enough so they made it more like their thing instead.

C#

davidtheplatform

gilbert_given_189 wrote:
A language so limited it's only ever useful when parsing text. Standardization is minimal; it exists, yes, but different people implemented it in oh so many different ways, sometimes making one dialect stronger than the other.

Regex?
if so parsing text is kind of the whole point of it

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