What's the funniest code we can think of?

theonlygusti

Have you ever seen some ridiculously stupid code?

I've seen lots of it, and, quite frankly, I find it hilarious

I wanted to share some here:

#define PROCESS_AND_RETURN(X) \
X.process(); \
// Important: Return only after invoking virtual method process() \
return X

^^ the best macro I have ever seen

What can you come up with ?

ChocolatePi

#define if while
#define bool string
#define main slkjfldksjelkfj

also this

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

Last edited by ChocolatePi (Dec. 16, 2014 19:35:29)

theonlygusti

This one is from C++, another macro:

#include <iostream>
#define System S s;s
#define public
#define static
#define void int
#define main(x) main()
struct F{void println(char* s){std::cout << s << std::endl;}};
struct S{F out;};
/* this guy's a genius... */
public static void main(String[] args) {
  System.out.println("Hello World!");
}

Last edited by theonlygusti (Dec. 16, 2014 19:43:25)

ChocolatePi

I just updated my post

ChocolatePi

// sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments

#define TRUE FALSE
    //Happy debugging suckers

theonlygusti

ChocolatePi wrote:

// sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments

#define TRUE FALSE
    //Happy debugging suckers

I once saw this:

#define TRUE 0

for real, it was so the person could say

if (function_which_returns_zero_on_success(x) == TRUE){

theonlygusti

#define ever (;;)
for ever {
//...
}

^^ this guy is a genius

QuillzToxic

theonlygusti

I'm now going to try and turn C into written Scratch:

#define when_gf_clicked main(int argc,char**argv){
#define repeat_until(c) while (!(c)){
#define end }
#define then {
#define say(s) fprintf(s);
when_gf_clicked
if (1 < 2) then
repeat_until(1 != 1)
say("Hi")
end
end

Ta da!

theonlygusti

QuillzToxic wrote:
<script type=“text/javascript” async src="http://cdn.delphitools.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jsbat.js?1.2"></script>

Sorry, you got the wrong topic: this ought to go in the Obfuscated Code Contest…

I couldn't stop laughing at this guy's genius! So funny!

technoboy10

rm -rf /

Don't try this at home (no, really).

theonlygusti

technoboy10 wrote:
rm -rf /
Don't try this at home (no, really).

What is that? How do we run it?

theonlygusti

public int GetRandomNumber(maxNum) {
    return 12;
}

goldfish678

theonlygusti wrote:
technoboy10 wrote:
rm -rf /
Don't try this at home (no, really).
What is that? How do we run it?

I'm pretty sure that's Batch.

technoboy10

goldfish678 wrote:
theonlygusti wrote:
technoboy10 wrote:
rm -rf /
Don't try this at home (no, really).
What is that? How do we run it?
I'm pretty sure that's Batch.

*bash

It's Linux shell code. It erases your hard drive.

Last edited by technoboy10 (Dec. 16, 2014 20:56:11)

ChocolatePi

technoboy10 wrote:
goldfish678 wrote:
theonlygusti wrote:
technoboy10 wrote:
rm -rf /
Don't try this at home (no, really).
What is that? How do we run it?
I'm pretty sure that's Batch.
*bash

It's Linux shell code. It erases your hard drive.

rmdir C:\Windows\System32

PullJosh

theonlygusti wrote:

public int GetRandomNumber(maxNum) {
    return 12;
}

Such random. Much wow.

goldfish678

technoboy10 wrote:
goldfish678 wrote:
theonlygusti wrote:
technoboy10 wrote:
rm -rf /
Don't try this at home (no, really).
What is that? How do we run it?
I'm pretty sure that's Batch.
*bash

It's Linux shell code. It erases your hard drive.

Wait a second, if Windows shell code is named Batch then is Bash just a parody of Batch?

goldfish678

var var = var;

Last edited by goldfish678 (Dec. 17, 2014 01:29:28)

MegaApuTurkUltra

goldfish678 wrote:
technoboy10 wrote:
goldfish678 wrote:
theonlygusti wrote:
technoboy10 wrote:
rm -rf /
Don't try this at home (no, really).
What is that? How do we run it?
I'm pretty sure that's Batch.
*bash

It's Linux shell code. It erases your hard drive.
Wait a second, if Windows shell code is named Batch then is Bash just a parody of Batch?

No, Bash = “Bourne-again shell,” aka a better version of the classic Bourne shell (sh).
Batch = Batch script, aka running a bunch of commands at once, a batch job.
They're not related at all.

PullJosh wrote:
theonlygusti wrote:
public int GetRandomNumber(maxNum) {
    return 12;
}
Such random. Much wow.

Obligatory XKCD:

Here's my random code of the day:

int main(int argc,char**argv){
    // the following compiles successfully
    // how??/
    invalid statement derp
}

and another one

// the following doesn't work
// try it! copy and paste into inspect element
var а = "swag";
alert(a);

Last edited by MegaApuTurkUltra (Dec. 17, 2014 03:48:28)

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