The Puns and Jokes Thread

-Telekore-

Try to be funny.

What body part do you lose as you get older?
Your kidneys. As you grow, they turn into adultneys.

What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-now!

Crispydogs101

*pulls out my dad jokes book*

-Telekore-

Crispydogs101 wrote:
*pulls out my dad jokes book*

hi hungry i'm dad

-OdysseyCentral-

I do not understand why did Elon Musk buy Twitter for 44m$? It’s literally free on the App Store!

-Telekore-

The local park ranger kicked me out for arranging squirrels by height.
They didn't want me critter-sizing.

-Telekore-

bump(ed my toe on the table leg)

-Telekore-

bumped my head and lacerated my skull ouch it's 2 painful

-Telekore-

I dreamt of an ocean made of orange soda… turns out it was just a fanta-sea

PaperMarioFan2022

And that’s how the cookie crumbles… *Ba dum Crash!*

Last edited by PaperMarioFan2022 (May 31, 2023 15:36:36)

BionicBoy554

My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

-Telekore-

BionicBoy554 wrote:
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

HAH

coolmetroid112

hungry wrote:
-Telekore- wrote:
Crispydogs101 wrote:
*pulls out my dad jokes book*
hi hungry i'm dad
why did you name me this way

heybuddycanigeta

what do you call a cold burger

brr-ger

TheExample_2020

hey uh is this the forum for terrible jokes about birds? if so do you have one?

(don't ask.)

Last edited by TheExample_2020 (Feb. 7, 2024 23:03:53)

Elijah999999

Maybe this would fit better in things I'm making and creating, since you can make jokes? Or is this to discuss jokes that were already written?

-Telekore-

Elijah999999 wrote:
Maybe this would fit better in things I'm making and creating, since you can make jokes? Or is this to discuss jokes that were already written?

Mostly the latter, so I guess “original” jokes are a minority

TheExample_2020

-Telekore- wrote:
Elijah999999 wrote:
Maybe this would fit better in things I'm making and creating, since you can make jokes? Or is this to discuss jokes that were already written?
Mostly the latter, so I guess “original” jokes are a minority

well! toucan play at that game!

sillymonikat

RiversSafeZone

JTanner2026 wrote:

sands under my turban

BionicBoy554

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-I live in Ida.
-“I live in Ida” who?
-It's pronounced Idaho.

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