Step 1. Go outside.
Step 2. Find a good looking tree.
Step 3. CHOP DA TREE DOWN!!!
Step 4. Cut the tree into small bite-sized pieces.
Step 5. Grab one piece of small bite-sized tree.
Step 6. Move the small bite-sized tree piece towards your mouth.
Step 7. Open your mouth.
Step 8. Put the small bite-sized tree piece in your mouth.
Step 9. Spit it out and regret following the instructions.

You did not eat a tree!

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