WELCOME TO THE UNCLE SAMSONITE TIRAP!!!!
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Well What is Uncle Samsonite? It's a live action youtube webseries made by Jake Bowen (JakeBowenTV).
Here's his yt channel: https://www.youtube.com/@JakeBowenTV

You probably might have heard about Uncle Samsonite from Colorbox Mustard or Pillar Chase 2

Rules:
1. Stay on topic
2. Spoilers must be hidden with the color bbcode, transparent colored
3. Keep creepy stuff to a minimal (this is a kids site, ok)
4. I allow offtopic stuff, but don't make the whole reply to the thread offtopic
5. And… HAVE FUN!!! (not in a samsonite way)

ima just bring this back up because i have this weird headcanon on Samsonite.

I headcanon that uncle samsonite hates alternative rock bands like Weezer and Tally Hall, because they are not like Ginuwine the dude who made Pony and because he think it's nerdy

come to think of it, my headcanon sounds like the reason why he hates off brand soda, because they aren't genuine, which sounds like Ginuwine

I watched the new uncle samsonite episode today, and i'm now planning to play Pillar Chase 2 on my roblox just for uncle samsonite

I also made my chatgpt say that uncle samsonite is in my closet (only for decorative stuff, and for the sillies)

bump

where are my uncle samsonite homies

bump yet again

anyways we have free offbrand soda