aight, Xander, you wanna be dungeon master or me???

wait, how would we roll dice? eh, I can just tell u what I roll

but we could lie and just roll a 20 every time, and u be dm, I suck at planning

I suck too, and we can swear to each other we rolled what ever we say??? I am not one that would lie, idk about u but ye. and so do I make up a story or go by a book?

but I am happy to be DM

I wouldn't lie, I'm like will

alright, I guess we are beginning now. So, I guess we start with the fact that you are alone on your journey, no one wants to be around you because you are brutally ugly, like god awful! You have leprosy, leprosy was spreading around your village, you acquired it from a thief who was trying to steal the last random bits of gold your family had, he touched you while you unsuccessfully attempted to fight him off, your family was ridded of all the money you had and you obtained leprosy from the thief. Over a few months you gave your family leprosy, while leprosy isn’t fatal, the king of the kingdom in which your village is, is aware of the disease and is executing everyone with the disease, your whole family was beheaded but you were able to escape and survive, and here we are…

That was just some backstory to your character.

rotting while I breathe death comes slow

yup, leprosy will take control and bring you to your death

anyway so ye, now you are alone in a forest with monsters and goblins n stuff

and do you have a race or name for you character?

I still need to make mine

u lil xandy poopybear