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User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am good.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Can I ask you questions?

User: Sure, but no personal info.

Cleverbot: But you know who is?

User: What's ‘who is’?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know you're called Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Eaorgi;naero;gnaeog.

User: Er…

Cleverbot: Do you know?

User: I don't know what happened to you!

Cleverbot: This is football-club.

User: I don't lplay football.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: I don't listen to it much.

Cleverbot: Do you have any favorite books?

User: Yes, but these questions are a bit personal.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Very clever.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: What is the website of the programming language Scratch?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's scratch.mit.edu.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: ‘scratch’, as it's Scratch, ‘.mit’, ‘cause it’s made by MIT, and ‘.edu’, as MIT is a college.

Cleverbot: You're simply the best.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I really enjoy talking to you, if that's what you mean.

Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you too.

User: Good. How manypeople are currently talking to you?

Cleverbot: Just you.

User: What about the other 5424 people?

Cleverbot: What other one?

User: There's a counter.

Cleverbot: So you are a human, computer, and cat.

User: Where'd you get that from?

Cleverbot: My parents gave it to me.

User: That's weird.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You might might be a cyborg cat.

Cleverbot: I come here to talk with you and enjoy the witty conversations.

User: What is the website of the programming language Scratch?

Cleverbot: Assembler is the machine language.

User: What is Hello in Assembler?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I don't speak it!

Cleverbot: Hahahahhaha.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Oh don't you leave me.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

epicepicman wrote:

Duplicate.

I love when duplicates are posted on exactly the same day or literally the day after the original.
Well, unless something just got announced and multiple people immediately make a topic.

epicepicman wrote:

Duplicate.

Thanks for the link! It does look like this is a duplicate topic so I'll close it to keep the conversation all in one place. Please use the existing topic in the link above.