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How To Eat a Tree

Step 1. Go outside.
Step 2. Find a good looking tree.
Step 3. CHOP DA TREE DOWN!!!
Step 4. Cut the tree into small bite-sized pieces.
Step 5. Grab one piece of small bite-sized tree.
Step 6. Move the small bite-sized tree piece towards your mouth.
Step 7. Open your mouth.
Step 8. Put the small bite-sized tree piece in your mouth.
Step 9. Spit it out and regret following the instructions.

You did not eat a tree!

when I receive [Reading this v]
insert [Tree] at (mouth v) of [body v]
play sound [OW!!!]

How To Eat a Taco

Step 1. Get out a Taco Shell, Cheese, any kind of meat (chicken, ostrich, horse, wale etc.), rice, bEaNs, lettuce, and guacamole.
Step 2. Put the cheese at the bottom of the Taco Shell.
Step 3. Put the meat (of many possibilities) on top of the cheese.
Step 4. Put the rice and bEaNs on the meat (of many possibilities).
Step 5. Put the lettuce on the rice and bEaNs.
Step 6. Put the guacamole on the lettuce.
Step 7. Pick up the taco.
Step 8. Open your mouth.
Step 9. Move the taco towards your mouth.
Step 10. Put the taco in your mouth.
Step 11. Close your mouth.
Step 12. Move your sharp white things up and down and up and down and up and…
Step 13. Swallow.

You ate a Taco.

when I receive [Hungry for food v]
set [ Hunger] to [ULRA]
switch costume to [Eating v]
play sound [Taco being devoured v]
ask [More??] and wait
set [ Hunger] to [No way! I'm 20 feet wide]

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How To Eat a Cookie

Step 1. Get out sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla extract, baking soda, hot water, salt, flour, and ULTRA DELICIOUS chocolate O.O
Step 2. Set your oven (or volcano) to 350 °F
Step 3. Mix the Butter, sUgAr, and brown sugar until it looks like goopy, sugary, slime.
Step 4. BEAT the eggs one at a time.
Step 5. Stir in the vanilla.
Step 6. Dissolve baking soda in hot water??????????????????????????????/
Step 7. Add the strange substance called Hot Wet Baking Soda (hwbs) to the dangerous substance.
Step 8. Add the flour, and chocolate chips.
Step 9. Scoop (idk how) the substance onto a big metal thingy.
Step 10. Put the big metal thingy in your volcano or oven.
Step 11. Go Follow GreysonGrow and wait 10 minutes until The HWBS and The Dangerous substance are completely Solid. Like a Brick.
Step 12. Take the big metal thingy out of your volcano or oven.
Step 13. Wait a while.
Step 14. Pick up the Cookie.
Step 15. Put it up to your mouth.
Step 16. Open your mouth.
Step 17. Slowly move the cookie towards your mouth.
Step 18. Put the Cookie in your mouth.
Step 19. Close your mouth.
Step 20. Move your sharp white thingy up and down and up and down and up and down and up and…
Step 21. Swallow.

You ate a cookie

Recipe from: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/10813/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/

when Cookies r ready
switch costume to [ Cookie]
go to [ Mouth]

How To Eat a Book

Step 1. Find a good book (I suggest cook books).
Step 2. Read it. (for the last time cuz you're gonna EAT IT)
Step 3. Get a knife and cut the book into small pieces.
Step 4. Pick up the small book piece.
Step 5. Put it up to your mouth.
Step 6. Open your mouth.
Step 7. Slowly move the small book piece towards your mouth.
Step 8. Put the small book piece in your mouth.
Step 9. Close your mouth.
Step 10. Move your sharp white thingys up and down and up and down and up and down and up and…
Step 11. Swallow.

You ate a book!

if <Reading> then
eat the book 

end

How To Eat a Phone

Step 1. Buy a Phone.
Step 2. Open da box.
Step 3. Grab a metal knife.
Step 4. Cut the Phone with the knife.

You Got Electrocuted!

if <Cut Phone> then
get electrocuted!!!
end

How To Eat a Pizza

Step 1. Get out a BIG BALL OF DA PIZZA DO, pizza sauce, fresh mozzarella cheese, and basil.
Step 2. Put the BIG BALL OF DA PIZZA DO on parchment paper.
Step 3. Cover with a towel????
Step 4. Set your oven/volcano to 500 °F
Step 5. Roll DO
Step 6. Put in the oven/volcano.
Step 7. Grab the whole container of pizza sauce and dump it on the BIG FRISBEE OF DA PIZZA DO!
Step 8. Dump all the cheese on too.
Step 9. Bake until gold.
Step 10. Top with basil.
Step 11. Pick up pizza slice.
Step 12. Burn your hand and wait 10 minutes.
Step 13. Pick up pizza slice.
Step 14. Put it up to your mouth.
Step 15. Open your mouth.
Step 16. Slowly move the pizza towards your mouth.
Step 17. Put the pizza in your mouth.
Step 18. Close your mouth.
Step 19. Move your sharp white thingys up and down and up and down and up and down and up and…
Step 20. Swallow.

You ate a Pizza!

Recipe from: Make da pizza

if <Pizza Ready> then
go to [ Mouth]
Eat
end

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