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Welcome to my sign shop!
You must be coming for signs. No problem! You can generate:
• Computer Messages
• Road Works Sign
• Gas Station Sign
• Office Building Sign
• Highway Sign
• Chinese Restaurants Sign

We will make what you want in 5 weeks at most. Actually, making one of the signs only take 5~10 minutes, but school work might make me forget to check Scratch.
According to current traffic we can make your signs in: 1 day(s).
I am currently not on holiday.

• Computer Messages:

Allowed characters are:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789 , . : ; ! ? ‘ $ # % @ + - * / < > = ( ) _ ~ `

You will need to select the following:
Style {Windows 95 / Windows XP}
Title
Text (You can have multiple lines here)
As many as 3 buttons, {clickable / non-clickable}
Pick a icon below:

Here are some example messages you can generate:

(Windows XP, “Hardware Error”, “Windows will now smash your C: / drive with a hammer.”, “Cancel”, unclickable, “OK”, clickable, “Details”, clickable, 11th column, 3rd row)

(This sign is exactly same as the one above, but it’s style is Windows 95)

• Road Works Sign

Allowed characters are:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789 , . : ; ! ? ‘ $ # % @ + - * / < > = ( ) _ ~ `

You will need to select the following:
Text (Maximum 4 lines, Maximum 12 characters per line)
Here is an example sign:

(“YOU’LL NEVER”,“GET TO WORK”,“ON TIME”,“HAHA!!”)

• Building Sign

Allowed characters are:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789 , . : ; ! ? ‘ $ # % @ + - * / < > = ( ) _ ~ `

You will need to select the following:
Text (Maximum 4 lines, Maximum 16 characters per line)
An example sign can look like this:

(“APPLE INC”,“HEADQUARTERS”,“CALIFORNIA”,“UNITED STATES”)

• Highway Sign

Allowed characters are:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789 , . : ; ! ? ‘ $ # % @ + - * / < > = ( ) _ ~ `

You will need to select the following:
Text (Maximum 4 lines, Maximum 24 characters per line)
Or you can tell me to automatically align up to 3 columns for you, just like the one shown in the example:

(“SUPER CRAZY”,“CITY TOWN”,“ ”,“200M 400M”)

• Chinese Restaurant Sign

Allowed characters are:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789 , . : ; ! ? ‘ $ # % @ + - * / < > = ( ) _ ~ `

You will need to select the following:
Restaurant Name
Text (Maximum 4 lines, Maximum 24 characters per line)
Here shows an example of what you can make:

(“PAPA JOHNNYS”,“TODAY’S SPECIAL:”,“LUNCH COMBO”,“CHICKEN + NOODLES”,“FOR $4.99 ONLY!”)

If you have made up your mind to make an order, please fill in this order form:

Would you like a specific worker to complete your order? (Leave blank if you don't mind):
Sign:
Sign requirements (make sure that the lines do not exceed the character limit, otherwise I will have to help you adjust the lines)
How would you like to receive updates on your order? {Tell you on your profile | Tell you on this thread | Both!}
Any other info
Any other special requests

If you are writing a review, here is the form:

Points 0~10:
What sign type did you order:
Who took your order:
Improvements and suggestions (if any):
Complaints (if any):

If you prefer, you may order a GIF like the one shown below:

But you must write a review, since making that is really hard work.

Thanks for viewing Johann’s sign shop!

Statistics:
Computer Messages: 0
Road Work Signs: 0
Gas Station Signs: 0
Office Building Signs: 0
Highway Sign: 0
Chinese Restaurant Sign: 0

Frequent Customers: elephanttime
Latest 3 customers: elephanttime
First 3 customers: elephanttime

Username: elephanttime
Would you like a specific worker to complete your order? (Leave blank if you don't mind):
Link to profile (if not already stated):
Deadline: DD/MM/YYYY or ASAP (Must be more than 5** days away): 01/08/2020
Sign: Roadworks sign
(Limited to 12 characters per line)
Line 1: Ha ha ha
Line 2: I shut this
Line 3: road for
Line 4: Fun!!!!!
How would you like to receive updates on your order? (Delete as appropriate)
Tell me on my profile/ Tell me on this thread*

Will you give credit? (Y/N): Y
Other info: I'll give a review afterwards. I can also help to establish this studio a bit more if you want.

*You need to follow this thread to select this option

Request 1

I am not sure do you want “Shut yo mouth” or “Shut your mouth”, so I did both.

Request 2

la-140109 wrote:

Here are your signs:

Request 1

I am not sure do you want “Shut yo mouth” or “Shut your mouth”, so I did both.

Request 2

Spritesmasher wrote:

Style { Windows XP}
Title: hardware error
Text (due to software problems, we unfortunately have to destroy your computer.)
As many as 3 buttons, Okay! {clickable} P.S: there are no other options {unclikable}
Pick a icon below: the dynamite attached to a trigger pump

Style { Windows XP}
Title: important message
Text (um, sorry to bother you but the FBI, the CIA, the soviet army and the M15 are coming on a mission to destroy you. Do you want to surrender and let them kill you or arm yourself?)
As many as 3 buttons, Arm myself{clickable} Surrender {clickable} Cancel {clikable}
Pick a icon below: The Revolver icon